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But Timmy was so ugly that they could not tell him and the boxes of oranges apart........
10 reasons to not go on a date to Jason's.
10. The activity of choice will be Halo 2.
9. Everyone will decide to make the most akward cluster fuck they can around you.
8. During the CF, your BF will decide to make out with you, but will grab your nearby friend's arm and try to get fresh with him.
7. Two of your friends will decided to wrestle in the living room.
6. While you, your BF, and another girl look on, three of your friends will duke it out; and you three will get the bright idea to make a sex tape from the sounds made by the combatants, and sell it to a porn company.
5. While the three guys are still fighting, the girl will turn off the light and every time it is turned back on, the combatants will be in a different lewd position.
4. The three guys will seacretly decided to jump your BF. They will position themselves around the room and jump on him. After a long time, they will suceed in beating him. They will come back for a second try and triumph again.
3. Your backround make-out music will be the Halo 2 soundtrack.
2. Your BF will ask you if he can call you 'Shnuckums". It will also be the only thing he says to you for about 20 minutes.
1. Your BF will admit he likes penis, possibly more than you. He will also not stop talking about it. This freaks you out so much that you will try to run away. He stops you by grabbing you, which causes you to yell 'hippopotomus'. You will eventually run out of the house.
Fun times.
Saw "Skeleton Key" today with Julia, Nikki, Jason, Jordan, Kelly. Crazy movie. I'd recommend it.
The only thing that could make this scarier is ducks.
Afterwards, We met up with Josh and Julia left and we went to Jason's. Thats where the top 10 came from. All these things happened to Nikki/Josh.
Till my day is this eventful again,
-LN
Current Mood:  complacent
Current Music: Twiztid: Controversy.
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| | | From: | (Anonymous) |
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| Date: | August 17th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC) |
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am i the only one that thinks this is a horrible idea? way to go with the 10. i like your thinking. please get online soon, i need to be filled in on all i've missed. | From: | (Anonymous) |
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| Date: | August 19th, 2005 09:37 am (UTC) |
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| | o i see how it is | (Link) |
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so you can write about jasons house (which made no sense by the way) but not about the board gamming extravaganza at my house
i see how it is
Val |
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